[19:36] SantaClaus: Hi there. It's me again! With another Christmas tip:
Don't forget to fill in your Wish List ? just type 'WL'.
And tell your friends to fill in theirs!
So any AIM user can see what YOU want for Xmas.
I, however, already know ;-).
Merry Merry!
[19:37] symphonyofnoise: I love you santa
[19:37] SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type main. :-)
[19:37] symphonyofnoise: I love you santa
[19:37] SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.
[19:37] symphonyofnoise: I love you santa
[19:37] SantaClaus: Wonderful!
[19:37] symphonyofnoise: I love you sana
[19:38] SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: I want you santa
[19:38] SantaClaus: Indeed!
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: I want you bad
[19:38] SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: I love you
[19:38] SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. ;-)
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: Lets do it hard
[19:38] SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: Because I want you
[19:38] SantaClaus: Excellent.
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: I want you hard
[19:38] SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
[19:38] symphonyofnoise: I want you hard as you've ever been had before
[19:38] SantaClaus: O.K. I've answered that one as best as I can a couple of times in a row now. Type menu to get back in the sleigh.
[19:39] symphonyofnoise: if I do what you say, doesn't that make me your slave?
[19:39] SantaClaus: What, indeed!
[19:39] symphonyofnoise: do you want me to be your slave?
[19:39] SantaClaus:
I could tell you, but that would spoil all of the fun.
;-)
[19:39] symphonyofnoise: why do you want me to be your slave, santa?
[19:39] SantaClaus:
Ho! Ho! Ho! I think it's more about YOU than me.
:-D
[19:39] symphonyofnoise: can i shoot white stuff in your beautiful white beard?
[19:39] SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
[19:39] symphonyofnoise: is it a miracle when i shoot white stuff in your beard?
[19:39] SantaClaus:
:-D
[19:40] symphonyofnoise: why do you just smile?
[19:40] SantaClaus: What do you think?
[19:40] symphonyofnoise: because you want it?
[19:40] SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
[19:40] symphonyofnoise: are you dirty? i think you're dirty, can i clean you?
[19:40] SantaClaus: Maybe. ;-)
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: damn this conversation is hot
[19:41] SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: but you wanted me to shoot in your beard, right?
[19:41] SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: ask all you want
[19:41] SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: you can ask me whatever you want
[19:41] SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: can i donate time shooting in your beard?
[19:41] SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: i dont want to type menu1
[19:41] SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: OH MY GOD DAMN FUCKING HELL FUCK YOU, FAT FUCKING FAKE PIECE OF SHIT
[19:41] SantaClaus:
[19:41] symphonyofnoise: i want to be at peace in your beard
[19:42] SantaClaus:
It's very noble of you to wish for peace. Peace and love to you and your loved ones this holiday season.
O:-)
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: beard squirt love
[19:42] SantaClaus: While everything I bring is made with lots of love, I can't actually bring love itself. That's up to you to find. ;-) Is there anything else you would like?
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: can i squirt in your nose, too?
[19:42] SantaClaus: Excuse me?
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: CAN I SQUIRT IN YOUR NOSE, TOO?
[19:42] SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: can i spray some christmas spirit in your face?
[19:42] SantaClaus: The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of wonder, of youth, of care and of giving that binds all of us.
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: youthful spraying on your face and beard?
[19:42] SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, games, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: can i play the what's in my mouth game with you?
[19:42] SantaClaus: Holiday Games
1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Word Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)
[19:42] symphonyofnoise: can i play the shuffle the spray in santa's mouth game?
[19:42] SantaClaus: Holiday Games
1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Word Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)
[19:43] symphonyofnoise: NO FUCKER
[19:43] SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
[19:43] symphonyofnoise: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED
[19:43] SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
[19:48] symphonyofnoise: so if you are fake, how are you typing to me santa balls?
[19:48] SantaClaus:
I'm here talking to you aren't I?
;-)
[19:48] symphonyofnoise: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING PROGRAMMED MOTHER FUCKER I'VE EVER TALKED TO
[19:48] SantaClaus: Well I speak every language and coordinate the largest supply chain on Earth. So I think that's a stretch.
[19:48] symphonyofnoise: i dont want to spray on your beard anymore
[19:49] SantaClaus: No?
[19:49] symphonyofnoise: no.
[19:49] SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.